We Haven’t “Forgotten About Dre”

Dear Dr. Dre,

We have taken notice of your recent cease and desist letter against the website TheDirty.com for defamatory statements posted regarding an alleged mistress. The Dirty’s legal team has made a joke of your situation and has claimed immunity under Section 230. We have the knowledge and experience necessary to overcome such a statutory obstacle and provide you with much needed relief against the website. As big fans of your music, it would be a pleasure to work with you and help you move on to the “next episode” of your life.

Sincerely,

Saeed & Little
1512 N. Delaware Street
Indianapolis, IN 46202
(317) 721-9214